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Shishir G

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  1. Just checking in again, am i moderator yet
  2. Hi, I was told I was going to be mod?
  3. Haha, you fucker. PM me some contacts bro, I come on here to see if you're active and you never are
  4. https://i.imgur.com/T7hCWqa.jpg https://i.imgur.com/BRipCbj.jpg Just no no one thinks I gave up
  5. Sucking dick ain't just for the gays any more, fellas. It's a very useful bartering tool that I have personally employed for the last decade. But you're going to want to hone your skills first before putting them into play. Practice on bananas or cucumbers to start. When you feel comfortable, get together with some buddies for a suck session and critique each other until you feel confident. Now it's time to put the dick where your mouth is. A few months ago, I applied for a position at Jersey Mike's Subs. The manager told me I was grossly unqualified and one of the most incompetent people he's ever met. He was singing a different tune after I tickled my tonsils with the tip of his prick. I've been making subs thirteen hours a week ever since. But it doesn't end there. You can use your dick sucking prowess to conquer many of life's little obstacles. Got pulled over for speeding? Suck that dick! Long line at the supermarket? Suck your way to the front! Wife mad at you for sucking so much dick? Suck hers! It's 2017, boys, and it's time to relinquish your homophobic tendencies. Swallow your pride, then swallow that load!

    1. Ziek`

      Ziek`

      Is that the speech you give when you go to gay pride rallies?

  6. if u weigh over 200lb, dont talk to me, ok

    1. Cart

      Cart

      Hi

    2. Shishir G

      Shishir G

      pls ban me

    3. Cart

      Cart

      I'm tempted

  7. I've seen what getting jizzed on by a group of people does to a man, it is not pretty. I wasn't a part of it but when I was 12 or 13 I went to a sleep away summer camp and this is like when we were starting to discover porn and jacking off. Some kid brought some playboys and naked playing cards, sh*t like that with him. Anyway, one kid in our cabin was a huge tool, stole stuff like food and money from other people in our cabin. So half a dozen kids decided one night to wake up in the middle of the night at like 3 a.m and take turns jacking off in the bathroom, running out before they finished and blowing their load on the kid when he was sleeping. Literally 6-8 kids did this, all over his face, sheets, upper body, and hands, one kid also did it in his shoes. So everyone else wakes up the next morning and we all knew what had happened but this kid couldn't figure out why he was all sticky for like 15 minutes until a counselor forced it out of a kid. When the kid found out he went absolutely nuts, like certifiably crazy mental breakdown. He had to leave the camp for psychiatric treatment, worst part was after he took a shower and went to leave he stepped in the jizz shoes and also like 6 of my friends I never saw again because they got kicked out.

  8. reporting u to FBI for having unlicensed windows. gg
  9. http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5599f0bc38ea0
  10. Have you tried adding/destroying blocks in spawn yet? You should have the perms to now.

    1. Shishir G

      Shishir G

      No because I dont have creative mode, so I can't destroy anything/add anything 

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