This can just be a story or it can be the Opening to Something Magical.
Alright guys first off, The Ginger Bread man goes down an alley at the middle of the night. He goes to his secret hide out to bake some cookies for all the nice children out there in the world. But, while baking these cookies, a giant ship came about and destroyed his pillow.
So the telephone company charged $100 extra to his phone bill. The next day Jimmy 2x4 ate a Twinkie that sucked out his liver through a small hole in his thigh. The earth worm then saw it's worst enemy...the flying beetle. The clock ticked a few times before the bell rang. That's when it happened. The tissue box fell off the cabinet... The kids cried for days. The clouds were dark, moral was low, when all hope seemed lose...The carpet people came into play. That's when the doors flew open and Holy Jerba came through.
He saved the lives of thousands and millions. Marco sang on his guitar for hours until his fingers started to bleed to death. The little box in the corner was left alone for decades. Until the next boy came into play. He pulled out his DragonBall Z Cards and Naruto and they battled. Black and Yellow quickly flew out the door while the new fad came in. The Map on his wall was crumbling to bits like a corrupted sword from the terrible game called Quake. The the red numbers turned to 2:22 AM as he typed on the keyboard. The Message was clear. ]The Ginger Bread Man is no more.[/COLOR]
Ok, on the third day of the incident, the cows didn't moo, the chickens didn't cluck, and most importantly...The horses didn't whine. This is when Santa Claus comes in.
The story started in about 1592 when the air was humid and the stars were shining. The Hinges on the old shop door were squeaky but that didn't stop Robert from going in. He heard rumors about that place but he risked it all like PKing with your best Armour on.[/COLOR]
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So the Brits in England thought they could fight everyone in the world, so they took over Tommy's city. This did not sit well with him. The doctors examined him for any type of retardness. As he cracked his spine and knuckles, the Deaf boy sitting in the chair 40 degrees to the left, heard it. As the sun rose in the early mornin' of 98', the inhaler sitting on Bobby's truck went rusty. So he took it to the famous artist in Italy. He resumed his quest to find the Holy Rainbow. As he was discovering land and riches, he decided to take a brake. That is when the piano got its move on.
At first Richard was a little bit nervous, but as he got to know the man, he became an expert at the skill of seeing while you are blind. To few, that makes no since like its better to be broken up than to be alone. Hmm. Lets take 5 minutes to think about that task. How many cows are in the haystack? You still with me? Ok. Lets begin! Ashley also wanted the thrill so she went along with the Muffin Man. He took her to the nice and quiet Bakery. There was noone else there so Ashley felt a little bit uncomfortable. But the Muffin Man insisted for her to dance to Casey Anthony's new album I Got away With it. The new tunes made the air thick and heavy.
Bubbah was walking with his new friend, Garol. He got accepted to the chapter mates who were a bunch of nerds that played Java. Anyway, back to the main topic...on the Third day everything was not going to plan. The rain didn't bring sadness, theMonkeys didn't bring peace, & the Internet was down because of the Towers being brought down.
That was when the Muffin Man made his move....He put his hand on Ashley's shoulder....
To be continued...[/COLOR]
Pro Fan - "this very well could be published, i bet this is how Alice in Wonderland really got started."
I dont understand this at all. i found it while searching the interwebs. and apparently the guy that made it made a few thousand dollars from publishing shit like this.